Why A Woman Can't Find A Man

[mazel]

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are
married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
men with money think we are only after their
money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our
money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are
beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are
cowards.

10.The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and thank
God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE
THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move
automatically lose interest in us when we take the
initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?