BEAUTY PAGEANT- Question and answer portion

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Host: What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Contestant: Uhmm... taptoy.
Host: What taptoy?
Contestant: Taptoy na teddy bird.

Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue...? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
(Banawe kaya 'yon!)

Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.

Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.

Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back.

Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po!

Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang bading... (pause)
....Ano nga po ulit yung question?

Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge is 23 years old.

Host: If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl: Power of Attorney!

Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?